BACCHANTS! BACCHANTS MY LORD! Please don't hit me.
really though
if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function
why arent they that distracting to lesbians
and at that point
why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes
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do you ever get an aching feeling in your stomach when you remember middle earth isnt real, you never got your hogwart’s acceptance letter and never will, the doctor isnt coming to whisk you away in the tardis, and the avengers arent really out there keeping earth safe?
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I never get tired of this photo.
Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:
“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”
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i don’t normally post porn sorry
I do, and this is much better.
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AU where team free will work together and dont keep secrets from each other
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IT WASN’T FUNNIER IN ENOCHIAN
OH MY GOD
#‘oh man’ #‘oh man oh man be cool cas’ #‘gotta make a good impression on him’ #‘maybe tell a joke’ #‘yeah that’ll break the ice!!’ #‘good plan’ #‘you got this cas’ #‘you got this’ #‘here goes’ (jimmynovaks)
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MY FRIENDS NEED TO STOP GETTING MAD AT ME WHENEVER I MAKE BEATLES REFERENCES
DUDES, JUST LET IT BE
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