BACCHANTS! BACCHANTS MY LORD! Please don't hit me.

sherlockseesthrougheverything: thesociopathshavethephonebox: iwannaumqra: iwearadeathfrisbeenow: shuofthewind: caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas: whyisntitmeese: I control herds of moose… AND WHEN A THOUSAND JARED PADALECKIS STORM YOUR HOUSE, YOU WILL KNOW WHO I AM. FOR I AM WHY ISN’T IT MEESE!  IM AN ANGEL OF THE LORD I’m an ancient god of the wind.  So basically— I’M AN AIRBENDER. I’m… a Time Lord in a deerstalker? Okay. Deerstalkers are cool. Instead of a sonic screwdriver, I’ll have a sonic hat. I screw people in cars and confuse John Watson. I am a sociopath who has the phonebox. Here I come to unravel mysteries throughout time and space using my massive intellect. Well maybe I’ll be able to see through everything xD I can make people’s argument’s invalid and have the power of the Assbutt… awesome

sherlockseesthrougheverything:

thesociopathshavethephonebox:

iwannaumqra:

iwearadeathfrisbeenow:

shuofthewind:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

whyisntitmeese:

I control herds of moose…

AND WHEN A THOUSAND JARED PADALECKIS STORM YOUR HOUSE, YOU WILL KNOW WHO I AM. FOR I AM WHY ISN’T IT MEESE! 

IM AN ANGEL OF THE LORD

I’m an ancient god of the wind. 

So basically—

I’M AN AIRBENDER.

I’m… a Time Lord in a deerstalker? Okay. Deerstalkers are cool.

Instead of a sonic screwdriver, I’ll have a sonic hat.

I screw people in cars and confuse John Watson.

I am a sociopath who has the phonebox. Here I come to unravel mysteries throughout time and space using my massive intellect.

Well maybe I’ll be able to see through everything xD

I can make people’s argument’s invalid and have the power of the Assbutt… awesome

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    to hide from everyone and not find anything?
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    I DONT KNOW< CAN WE JUST ALL GO TO DISNEY
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    My powers are being a friendly whale, singing, and never having to speak to another human being ever again.
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